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I'm In Prison!

Discussion in 'Puppies 101' started by maddiesmom, Nov 20, 2013.

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  1. maddiesmom

    maddiesmom Forums Enthusiast

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    Help! Lily here. Mum and Dad said I can't be trusted so I am locked up in this wire thingy and my brother and sisters are laughing at me. Mum is at work and Dad had to go shopping. They say I am here cause I still pee and poop on the floor when they aren't looking. I am almost 7 months old and I should know better. It's not my fault that they don't know the difference between a play woof and a let me out woof, is it.
     
    maddiesmom, Nov 20, 2013
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  2. Tabitha

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    Dixie here! Oh Lily! That's absolutely DREADFUL! How could your hooman mommy and daddy lock you up in the wire thingy?! Your brother and sister sound mean too, laughing at you the way they are. I don't think they'ed be laughing too much if THEY were stuck in there. Cheer up little girl, I'm sure you can get out to play very soon.
     
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  3. Chris

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    Dear Lily,

    You are in the brig. Stop pooping on the floor. Then they will let you out of the brig.

    Colonel Underpants
     
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  4. Mignarda

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    What can you do with a drunken Sheltie?
    What can you do with a drunken Sheltie?
    What can you do with a drunken Sheltie,
    Early in the morning?

    Put him in the dog pen till he's sober;
    Put him in the dog pen till he's sober;
    Put him in the dog pen till he's sober,
    Early in the morning.
     
    Mignarda, Nov 21, 2013
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  5. Laddie's Mom

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    Ahahahahaha. That is too funny.
     
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  6. Laddie's Mom

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    My Dear Lily-

    I, too, have been "jailed" for being naughty. Give your human time, they will learn. My Susie took awhile to learn my ways and I, hers, now, all is well, I am completely housebroken at 11 months. I have much to learn and so does she. We are in this for the long haul.

    We love each other lots.

    Hang in there, it gets better.
     
    Laddie's Mom, Nov 21, 2013
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  7. Laddie's Mom

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    Mom just noticed that your human lives in Washington State. She tells me she lived there for many years and is planning on moving back soon. She says I will like it there, but, I am not sure I want to take such a long flight.
     
    Laddie's Mom, Nov 21, 2013
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  8. roxyllsk

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    Hi Lily, Romeo here. I know a trick to keep you out of jail. If you hafta poop in the house, you need to hide somewheres to do it. Like under the bed or behind the sofa. Then you blame it on your brudder and sister. :winkgrin:
     
    roxyllsk, Nov 22, 2013
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  9. maddiesmom

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    Laddie, where in WA are you going to be living? If you are close to us we should schedule a play date. We love to play!

    I wouldn't like the plane ride either; I get car sick! Will you have to be in jail when you get here so they make sure you don't have any bugs?

    Lily
     
    maddiesmom, Nov 22, 2013
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  10. maddiesmom

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    Romeo,

    That's a good idea. I will blame it on Maddie; She is old and sick and never gets in trouble when she has accidents!
     
    maddiesmom, Nov 22, 2013
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