Bela here-Mom did it AGAIN!!!

[Jaynie]

Yep, she did it agin! She lef' us at home all day ALONE. In our CRATES! We're absalootlie outraged!

I showed her, tho - when she got home, I woodn't come out of my crate. I sulked. Gracie didn't - she just ran around like something wild like she always duz. (Sometimes, I swear there is something WRONG with her.)

I decided to come out after a minute or two tho, because I really had to go poo. When we got back in, Gracie was disgusting - she fawned all over mom like she was the greatest. I choozed to give her the cold shoulder to show my displeasure.

Mom laid down on the sofa, so I thot I'd better check her out. I sniffed her all over and learned she'd had PIZZA fer lunch - and didn't bring me any! She KNOWS I am first dibs on her crusts! I am turrble 'fended. Gracie sez to just calm down and forget it, but she's not a proper Sheltie at all. She duzzent have the dignity that I do.

I am so 'fended I went and laid in my crate, all disgusted. I may never come out again!

[David]

Blue here. Hi ya Bella. I luv my cr8 and get treat in it. How your Mum no you sulkin if you stay in cr8. Maybe she thinks you happier in cr8 than with her!

[PreciousSheltie]

I don't really know how to do the reply-as-my-dog reply but just wanted to chip in that this was HILARIOUS and your thread made me laugh out loud so so hard hahahahahaha oh gosh <3<3 TOO CUTE

Especially the:

Originally Posted by Jaynie

Yep, she did it agin! She lef' us at home all day ALONE. In our CRATES! We're absalootlie outraged!

I showed her, tho - when she got home, I woodn't come out of my crate. I sulked. Gracie didn't - she just ran around like something wild like she always duz. (Sometimes, I swear there is something WRONG with her.)

HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[rose]

to do that talk as a sheltie, misspell and talk like a little kid
it is really fun to do!
Tessa - Bela mabees da pizza was yukky, and yur mama wuz try to saves ya from bad foods. me knows, no ting as yukky ickies food

[Jaynie]

Bela again -

I have forgived mom for a little bit, at least. She had leftover pizza for dinner, and shared her crusties like she was shupposed to. She talked to me and told me what a boo'ful gurl I am and how gud I am. So I forgived her. She put me up on th' bed for a teeny bit (cuz I still won't jump - that's too undignified) and I fell asleep on her foots. But she better not do it no more! I mean it this time! I like my mom to stay home with me, where she b'longs!

[Dexter'sMom]

Originally Posted by Jaynie

Bela again -

I have forgived mom for a little bit, at least. She had leftover pizza for dinner, and shared her crusties like she was shupposed to. She talked to me and told me what a boo'ful gurl I am and how gud I am. So I forgived her. She put me up on th' bed for a teeny bit (cuz I still won't jump - that's too undignified) and I fell asleep on her foots. But she better not do it no more! I mean it this time! I like my mom to stay home with me, where she b'longs!

Bela- Tre3sa hear- i gess yu showded her .. now shee iz tryin to be gudder. thad iz gud. Yu shwed fur-givernes ... rembur yu kan cowntakt th SUBU if shed duzn't getz evn gudder-er.
ur fwend Tr3esa

[maddiesmom]

Bela, sounds lik u wur torchured! What's a crate anyway? Is it like that queen sized thing with the flufy blankie and soft pillows? Oh, now I rember, my Sis told me about the thing Mom and Dad put her in when they worked as trunkin drvers goin cross country in a big rig. Makes me shudder thinkin about it. When they would leave the truck to eat they would put her in a large box with bars. Is that what a crate looks like? Well she thought she fixed thm. While they were gone she pooed and smeared it all round and all over herslf. They were rel mad and she got a cold bath frm a hose at the trk stop. I came to herd them after they stopped that trkin thing. Now Mom saz we are spold rottn.

Yur friends,
Miss Saddie and Miss Maddie

[Justicemom]

Justice here- Ah poor Bela. Our moms leaves us all the time, sometin about goin to paying bills. Atleast she has given up this crate torture for me and Ember. Diva got herself locked up after she tore up moms paper book thingy and the cover off the book her friend Phil wrote and signed. I told her not to but Diva is dumb. Thats what happens-crate torture. Birch is dumb too and gets crate torture.

Tell your momz you is smart Bela and you won't get crate torture ifn your momz needs to go out again. Oh and there is sometin wrong with Gracie. She is one of them JRT things. They are not right in the head. Trust me we use to have one here. She got crate torture all her life because she was dumb and like to eat drywall.

[Jaynie]

Bela here -

Justus, u er rite about the JRT things. They are awful. Gracie is so bad. She goes poo on the carpit and mom gits all mad. I are guder thin that - I go poo on the tile when I hav to. But only in 'mergency.

Momma sez I wuz born wif gud manners, 'n course I wuz. I'm a Sheltie! My treatment of her must haf wurked yesterdy, b'cause she's home wif us today. She even give us goodiez!!!!!!

[Chris]

Bela, we military Shelties have to be stoic when Mom leaves every day. My sister Layla sometimes gets to go with her. She is not a colonel, so I do not think that is fair. I barked at them this morning. You bark, too.

Colonel Underpants