Rocket and his Toilet Paper... We stopped putting toilet paper onto the toilet paper roll holder in the bathroom because Simon gets mad at us if he hasn't been played with long enough and then he sits on the toilet and rolls the paper into a pile on the floor. (Mind you only Simon is allowed to say when he hasn't been played with enough, and he can do this twenty minutes after a play session or 20 days after a play session.) Rocket has figured out all of the places we put toilet paper. He says, "Back of tank- no problem look this lidded trash can acts like a stepping stool. Front of sink, look I can stand on my back legs and get that. Back of sink, all I gotta do is step onto the toilet." Whew. So, we went back to using the holder. At least with Simon spinning it, we can always put it back- right? I know you're all think that Rocket just shredded what Simon spun off. WRONG!!! Nope- Not my boy. My boy figured out a way to shred it while it was still on the roll.