Emperor Spitfire food alert

SheepOfBlue

SheepOfBlue

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So there is 'issues' in the kingdom. While I am even better looking everyday I am not as fast as I used to be as I near 105 Sheltie years, And well the minIan thinks he is starving ALL the time. So sometimes he steals my treats. Now as the peasant he is my sheep gets me another cookie but that still means the minIan got 2. So we were in the food room (it is slippery for me) and got some roast from the servant. Then he tossed the minIan something and me something. Of course minIan hoovered it up and attacked mine and ate it. Now as commanded the peasant gave me one and it was LETTUCE! Sca I think rolled over in his grave as veggies are not food, I learned that when I was a filthy puppy. But I ate it because well someone has to keep the minIan in line, so I took one for the team and ate lettuce. It was almost not bad but don't let your sheeps try to fool you into thinking veggies are a treat.

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Emperor Spitfire soon to be 15 in sheep years (which are obviously irrelevant, so 105)
 
That is blasphemy that minIan gets 2 and you get LETTUCE???
When my sheep feeds me banana (my favourite) and Piggie Finnie manages to steal mine he gets 1 less and I gets an extra one. It’s only fair! Especially at our age…we deserves more, not less and not LETTUCE!

Piper
 
Piper's mom said:
That is blasphemy that minIan gets 2 and you get LETTUCE???
When my sheep feeds me banana (my favourite) and Piggie Finnie manages to steal mine he gets 1 less and I gets an extra one. It’s only fair! Especially at our age…we deserves more, not less and not LETTUCE!

Piper
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His was lettuce also Mr Piper, he is a bottomless pit with no taste. Though I could not let him have THREE pieces of lettuce. Sometimes as Emperor I just need to step up and get it done.
 
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The CT Shelties take umbrage at the lettuce critique. They LOVE lettuce although Flurry will only take it with Italian dressing on it. She doesn't like blueberries either. She's a no veggie/no fruit kinda gal. If she were human it would be all chocolate.

You enjoy that lettuce, Spitfire. Although if you really want to make minian jealous, make your human put salad dressing on it! :biggrin2:
 
Ann said:
The CT Shelties take umbrage at the lettuce critique. They LOVE lettuce although Flurry will only take it with Italian dressing on it. She doesn't like blueberries either. She's a no veggie/no fruit kinda gal. If she were human it would be all chocolate.

You enjoy that lettuce, Spitfire. Although if you really want to make minian jealous, make your human put salad dressing on it! :biggrin2:
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He ate it but it took a bit. Though he did guard it as Ian was lurking. He will not steal Spitfire's food but if he slacks for a second Ian is there and the food is not :ROFLMAO:
 
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