Okay, this post subject line is strictly satirical. I would never divorce my wife, it costs too much and Willow wouldn't stand for it. Last night, I was updating the kennel owner, Willow's breeder, about how she's doing. During our correspondence, she told me she has a tri puppy available and, even better, with the same sire and dam as my girl. Wow, can you imagine two siblings running around this place? Well, I can and my wife can too. Unfortunately, what my wife sees, more housebreaking, more training, more barking isn't quite the same side I was contemplating, more cuddles, more cute mischief, more love. Sigh, no more dogs or no more her. (I'm almost certain she'd stay but life is full of compromise and it's not worth the risk ). A real pity but so it shall be, even if it doesn't stop me from dreaming about it.