MONSTERS!!

SheepOfBlue

SheepOfBlue

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So Emperor Spitfire warned me about monsters and I was skeptical. Well first I saw the lawn monster. He was pretty scary but easy to escape. But tonight I met the carpet monster WOW not sure hows all y'alls deal with those. I cannot even imagine the giant lawn monster Spitfire claims exists.

Ian Emperor in Training
 
Sounds like Ian was not too happy with the monsters. Elijah is the WORST of our 3 - MUST KILL is his motto. He has to be outside when I vacuum and inside when my hubby mows. It'll be interesting to see if Ian gets braver as he gets older and wants to duel with the monsters.
 
De worst monster is de broom…it’s silent unlike the carpet monster…dat one makes lots of noise! Da broom moves across the floor an it’s stuck to a long stick. I wants to kill it but my sheep seems to like de dirt and keeps me away from it!
I tries to attack the vacuum but I always gets kicked out! I know I could take care of it, I’m tough!
You will be too eventually!
Miss Blueberry
 
We aren't fizzed by anything indoors - not tin foil or rug monsters or floor monsters. We are 'chill' dudes! Well, Brodie does enjoy racing window to window and barking for any and every wheeled monster that happens to dare come in his line of site. And when mommie rides the orange lawn monster, he goes absolutely bonkers! I just run around and bark to the wind - most times I am not quite sure what we are barking about, but I suffer from FOMO so I join in...

Deacon
 
I finally got some respite after the disappearance of the hair monster aka Angus. Though the Orange Terror is still here, I can handle his hair. Also his attacks are mild. That said I am worried there is a new one. His hair is nothing now. But he looks like a miniature version of the one that consisted entirely of hair. Not sure I can survive another attack of the intensity and duration.

Any other vacuums that have a solution before it is to late?

Vacuum Cleaner (aka carpet monster)
 
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