Dis Oberon. One of my jobs is to help keep the room with all the food clean. When one of my hoomans drops some food, I eats it. I eats it because it's one of my jobs, not cause I like it. Well, tonite my hooman dad spills someting that smells like olives but is liquid, not solid. My hoomans would not let me lick it up! I failed at my job because they are mean!