Happy Ian's Eve

SheepOfBlue

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So all y'alls need to listen up. I knows you is preparing pallets of turkeys to sends my way buts..... Just remember to give your sheeps time between belly rubs and laying on their feets to cook turkeys (glorious turkey) Also pounce on your brother and bites his tail as it is your day. Well my day eve. Also start practicing your starved look as on Ian's day you might have intruders in your house of various ages and sizes. The old ones are VERY susceptible to the look and the miniature ones leak food if you watches them. Oh and if your brother starts barking about senior dog gets all the turkeys (glorious turkey) just ignores him, this is the same guy that would raid your food bowl if he could.

Ian An Splanc Laith the starving guy
 
So for today I will not call him a filthy puppy (he is only 3 so is one). But it is his birthday. I have arranged for my other sheep to bring us turkey (glorious turkey) and some hams. I might even let him have some for his birthday. BUT TOMORROW it is back to MinIan training he has gotten a little out of control lately. So happy 3rd MinIan day and enjoy smelling your turkey (glorious turkey) before you send it here.

Emperor Spitfire
 
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