My boy was the two timer, out, no business done, and then right back out again.
My girl? she thought the green carpet in the living-room was grass. I would purposely let her go in there after awhile just to catch her. No way little girl outside ya go. She caught on. Took a pee on my bed once and she didn't go back on my bed until she knew better. I was right there with her, but couldn't tell she was peeing when she was a wee little one.
This is not really funny, but I will never forget the day I picked her up. She took a big pee on the broker's rug, as much to say, I'm out of here, so take that. So tiny with that head stuck up in the air, and the diva look. OMG!