Sandstorm here; Mom and dad ar mad!

KarenCurtis

KarenCurtis

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I ate dog poop owtside! Dad yelld and mom did! They sed it was grows! Dad sed colonel underpants wud not like it becuz he is a colonel. I think us dogs shud be dogs and eat things we want! I do not no wy the hoomans cumplane.
 
Hey Sandstorm. I gotta agree with your mom & dad. We like chocolate turtles, you like turdles, but I gotta think that one letter makes a BIG difference to taste.
 
Sandstorm, poop is not an MRE. You shud eet grass outside not poopies. Now drop & give them 20 sit-down-stays.
 
No, no, no, you've got it backwards, Sandstorm! Eat poop only when it's INSIDE your house, not outside. That's what I do! Course, usually I'm the one who put it there to start with. Ahem. :hide

--Lerwick
 
Sargent Sandstorm! Sargents do not eat poop. But if you throw up, you can eat it. Be quick.
Colonel Underpants
 
Beau here, "Colonel underpants, I eat everything on the ground, but, not poop" Mom, says, one day I will eat sumthin that nots good for the belly and she will be sad, sad, sad, maybe that's why your mom and dad are upset, they dont' wants use to get a really bad tummy ache sides dat, do youse kiss the mum and dad with that mouth after you eat that poop EWWWe
 
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Sargent Sandstorm! Boy Shelties do not eat bird poop. My sister Layla eats chicken poop. She is a girl. Only girls eat bird poop. They are yucky.
 
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