I never thought I could do the whole butt brigade either. I don't think twice of it now, but MMM hates it. Open the kitchen door, whistle, cutest little sheltie dog runs up the sides steps and proceeds to present his fluffy butt for inspection and if looks could kill, I'd be dead.
But poop on your shoes at work........almost as bad as toilet paper on your shoe or tucking your dress into your pantyhose!