Chris
Premium Member
So right before Christmas, I walked into my study to find that someone had extracted a small package of chocolate covered figs from my gift stash and devoured every single one.
I was sure Layla was innocent -- she hardly eats her dinner, much less steals food, so that left four. No one was confessing.
I debated a vet run, then reconsidered. First, there really was very little chocolate involved. Second, it would cost a fortune to have four dogs checked and treated -- and three would be for no reason! Finally, it was figs, for gosh sakes. Those suckers were going to be out of somebody's system in a flash!
So we watched and waited. Nothing, no problems, and no one even returned to the scene of the crime! I'm betting on Annie because she has a cast iron stomach, plus she's the only one here who can lie with a straight face!
I was sure Layla was innocent -- she hardly eats her dinner, much less steals food, so that left four. No one was confessing.
I debated a vet run, then reconsidered. First, there really was very little chocolate involved. Second, it would cost a fortune to have four dogs checked and treated -- and three would be for no reason! Finally, it was figs, for gosh sakes. Those suckers were going to be out of somebody's system in a flash!
So we watched and waited. Nothing, no problems, and no one even returned to the scene of the crime! I'm betting on Annie because she has a cast iron stomach, plus she's the only one here who can lie with a straight face!

. She got A LOT of candy, so we were helping her! It was mostly my dad and siblings because I don't eat anything with tree nuts, so that eliminated most of the candy.