Facts about POO (you know you wanna read it)

Don't even think that for a minute SheltieGuy!

You fit in quite well here.It is clear that you are very passionate about your fur kids,and want the best.

I look forward to seeing your posts,as you have brought up some very interesting points on many threads.

All of us have tendancies to be silly at times.

 

SheltieGuy, you are definitely a full-fledged member of this forum -- a true Sheltie Nation person who knows how to be serious AND can be silly, too. I just love you!!

 

Sure is the right place for you, how many posts do we have about POO? Look at the teasing you got back. I thought your link was so funny I sent it to my sister, she is smelling POO all the time around her house. On the next street to her the system is all screwed up. All I hear from her is about POO SMELLS, so this fit her scenerio. FUNNY SHELTIE GUY. Thanks for the link.

We talk about POO, POOP CHUTES, RUNNY POOP, COLORED POOP, ETC ETC
about POO. Hopefully the posts are never counted about POO. By the way we love silly!!!

 

Well, I for one find this to be a terribly unprofessional subject for a serious message board. Such silliness is out of place, and those responsible for starting it should be reprimanded.

As a corrective, I will offer a little song I've written, a tribute to the brave techs for whom fecal preparation is their livelihood, in hopes that the proper sense of decorum can be restored to the board.
For those of a certain age (old), you may note that this tribute is written to the tune of 'Thirsty Boots' - by Eric Anderson -

Plastic Gloves, by Dr. Mac-

Then tell me of the ones you saw, while packin' up the poo-
From solid kitty tootsie rolls... to greenish piles of goo,
While some just smell so awful bad, well...the others smell bad too-
They pick them up in paper bags, and bring them in....tooo youuuu;

(Chorus)
So, put on your plastic gloves - and wipe away those tears,
They bring them in in dixie cups, and cans that once held beers,
They bring them in in foil of tin,that sting the nose and eye,
But maybe you can save a life, and maybe...... you can tryyy...

I know you are no stranger down the narrowed halls of labs,
Your elbows bang on microscopes as you stab at frozen slabs,
A tongue depressor artist as your rapier weaves and bobs...
And as the final fecal falls, you know you... love... your.... job....

(Chorus)
So, put on your plastic gloves - and put away those tears,
They bring them in in dixie cups, and cans that once held beers,
They bring them in in foil of tin,that sting the nose and eye,
But maybe you can save a life, and maybe...... you can tryyy...

 

I stopped by for a visit today for some much needed stress relief! I found it here!!! lol Between poo facts and dingelberries I can end a bad day with some laughter!!!Nothing like poop chutes and poo !!! Anyone up for a game of poop chutes and ladders?