I have made it my job to write you an orignial song. Ahem. It goes a little something like this:
Oh Barb!
You've got over 5,000 posts!
We think you are obsessed the most!
-piano solo -
Oh Barb!
Your computer keys must be burning
and your mouse must be yearning
For just five more minutes on the forum
- hard rock music breaks out, disco ball comes down, and shelties line up and do the conga -
Indy and Bacca couldn't care less
for if they were to confess
while you spend hours everyday
simply posting away
They scheme and plot
with the whole forum lot
on another nice vacation for when you leeeeeave
They'll take all your stuff
and hide it in the trunk
of stolen cars driven by french fry depraved shelties
- shelties start break dancing, and some start eating out of grabage cans because the song is so bad-
A random moose
was hit in the caboose
in a stolen truck headed to Canadaaaaaaa
What did he find
but shelties from America having a good time
with their friends from Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ok.
I'll stop now. I suck so bad at so many things. ROTFL!
