tofu pup
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Of course I have the Black Swamp of Sucking Death that I have to wash off daily (but that is mainly paws and legs).
Perhaps MMM is trying to help you, through daily application of a BSoSD mud-mask to his coat? If you can convince show folk that it makes hair grow (and it doesn't take much to do that), you can sell it as a coat treatment and make a million!
You didn't quite mention this, but another potential difference is where the pup sleeps... a big part of how we get the coats that we do is that our dogs sleep in an unheated shed through much of the year (particularly in the winter). This might not make such a big difference in summer, but even in a ring full of unneutered showdogs you can tell which ones were "raised on a radiator" and which ones sleep in the cold.

We thought we had a mutant.