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Throws the chihuahuas out with the empties like a good and helpful little sheltie.

"Um...Colonel." He heffs, "I just remembered I have to be at school tomorrow night. Mom and I are taking another Agility class and...well to be honest sir, without me there I have no idea how she'd ever manage to get around the course. I'm always going slow and watching to make sure she's keeping up. Personally she needs more work building up her speed around the course than I do."

He wags at the thought of running the jumps and contacts and tunnels and says, "I really need to get home before tomorrow night...for her sake."

Nuzzles Mac. "Okay Mac who Makes Messes...Time for you to get your tail up and become Mac who Unmakes Messes. MUM's the word for you now."
 
[Newton grabs Indy's tail and drags him around the floor. Indy sleeps through the entire procedure, and his dense fur serves as quite a good broom.]

Newton sweeping up here! Boy Indy, you are sure heavy but you make a good push broom, I mean pull broom. Hey, did anyone notice if Indy took his thyroid and heart pills last night? I was too busy dancin' and I didn't check to see if he took his meds. He sure is sleeping hard...but then he ALWAYS sleeps like this. How many of these beers did he drink. Geez, I take my eyes off him for ONE MINUTE to dance with the chihuahuas and look at this!

Hey...where's Chevy and the others? GONE! GONE! HEY EARNIE....Indy and I will need a ride back HOME! And I am SO BUSTED if Chevy took Alan's hat with him!
 
granite said:
[Newton grabs Indy's tail and drags him around the floor. Indy sleeps through the entire procedure, and his dense fur serves as quite a good broom.]

Newton sweeping up here! Boy Indy, you are sure heavy but you make a good push broom, I mean pull broom. Hey, did anyone notice if Indy took his thyroid and heart pills last night? I was too busy dancin' and I didn't check to see if he took his meds. He sure is sleeping hard...but then he ALWAYS sleeps like this. How many of these beers did he drink. Geez, I take my eyes off him for ONE MINUTE to dance with the chihuahuas and look at this!

Hey...where's Chevy and the others? GONE! GONE! HEY EARNIE....Indy and I will need a ride back HOME! And I am SO BUSTED if Chevy took Alan's hat with him!
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We have room,not to worry. But it's Trapp's turn to get out and do the distractions when we need to get gas for the trip home.

How bout you drive Newton, cause my pads are sore from sliding on the counters last night. Load em up boys..cause we have to get going south soon,as I hear the weather is going to be getting bad here.

Trapp..Trapp, will you please leave Barbs verticle blinds alone. Get in the truck,and get your flossie,and hush!

No Indy..we have to leave what is left of Barb's bra here,I know it looks good with your red & white bling bandana.

(((hopefully Barb can figure out how to hook this thing,cause there's not much left))) Tee HEE!!:eek2:
 
Buddy here...Well it was some party... I want to thank our hosts..Bacca& Indy For the great fun. If you have another party next year Please send a invite. All my new sheltie buds ill see you next time..We will miss you! As I head to the black sports car...Rosa staggers behind...Sweetie so gracefully strolls out and Pepita and ChiChi still chatting about being alpha...I get in the car flip on my king shades..Adjust the radio to play Motley Crues...Home SWeet Home....next ill play ozzys..Momma in Coming Home...Hey mom We are on our way!!!!! Tell Rico...
 
Smudge here.

Dude. :dead: I've got a serious french fry hangover. In my french fry drunken stupor I went driving to try and find Toffee's house.

I hit a moose. :uhoh:

ButIhidthebodysoyoucan'tproveitok?
 
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