Horrible Agility Handlers Anonymous(HAHA)

Well it finally happened. Diva is fed up with me as an agility handler.:( She is making me join Horrible Agility Handlers Anonymous Or HAHA.

Diva says if I do all these things. She promises to ran as hard and fast as she can, listen to what I am asking her to do and not bark at me in a tone that suggests that she thinks I am an idiot.:smile2:

I totally belong to HAHA (great name!) Riley keeps insisting that I need to find a more experience handler for him because I am just not cutting it!! :hide



Riley here-

Diva I always bark at my mom like she's an idiot when we're running a course. She just doesn't make things clear enough or fast enough for me!!!
 
Koji here.
Where do I sign up my Momma? She really needs to speed up and make those FCs more clear. She should be extremely happy that I save her butt by doing things even though she aims the wrong way. Sheesh. You'd think her job is easy. I mean me, I have to run full-out, hop over things, across HIGH things, etc. Wow. Sign her up for HAHA.

Cheryl here.
What a meanie.

It is a 12 step program and the first step is admitting that I have a problem. "Hi, I'm Cheryl and I am a horrible agility handler"

2. quit blaming the dog for my mistakes.
Hey, I never do that. I always blame myself 98% of the time.

3. remember the course at all times.
I try. Maybe you need to start reading numbers and/or course maps

4. quit waving my hands around like I am landing aircraft.
how do you know I'm not landing an aircraft or fanning away a fart?

5. support the obstacles I want my dog to take until she is committed.
Oh, alright. I promise to work on this.

6. don't expect the dog to know to turn if you are still pointing your shoulders and feet at the off course jump.
Um, sorry about this too. I will work on it.

7. don't over rotate your shoulders and then stand there if you don't want the dog to run past the right jump and take the A frame.
I don't think we have this issue, so good boy!
That's cuz I save her butt all the time

8. Don't tell your dog to turn while in mid air over the jump because you know she'll do it and drop the bar.
I don't drop bars
He doesn't. I think it's cuz he's so tall and is a jumping king
you remember that king part

9. don't do jack rabbit starts and stops try be be smooth in your acceleration and decelerations.
my problem is more along the lines of actually stopping and starting again. Learn to be more agile, check..

10. Don't rush and crowd your dog into the weaves so she can't find the entrance.
Well, sometimes he can't. But I promise to take more time with the weaves and other obstacles and not rush you period.

11. precue your front crosses so your dog knows where you are going.
*sigh* hangs head in shame (I'm always late, cuz Koji is so fast, but working on it)

12. Trust your dog, she is better at this than you are.
He really is better than me.

Here's #13: Trust that your dog can do more than you think.
I typically don't, and when I do, I'm amazed at what he CAN do.
 
I am happy to report that even though I did atleast 8 of those things night at run thoughs. I did not do one of them tonight in class and had 3 beautiful clean runs tonight with Diva.

Diva true to her word ran fast and hard and did not bark at me once(small miracle).:smile2:

There is hope for me! Maybe:fl
 
Oh my this is perfect thread, I was waiting for HAHA club&meetings :lol:

Icy here.
My mom really drives me crazy. I'm trying to do my best, running like wind, following her direction, but sometimes it's too much, so I feel like barking right at her face.... and I do bark. She does a lot of turns, but really doesn't know anything about right timing, so sometimes I get confused and knock down some jumps. She is also kind of maniac and nervous when running, so there's no consistent handling I could depend on. She needs better focus and chill out.

Me here.
Don't be so hard on your mommy. You know, you had your chance to try and run with different handlers, with some of my friends and you always made two steps forward, but then quickly turned back and ran away back to me. So YOU chose me. Bear with me please :o

It is a 12 step program and the first step is admitting that I have a problem. "Hi, I'm Helen and I am a really bad bad agility handler"

2. quit blaming the dog for my mistakes.
Ok, maybe sometimes I blame him..... BUT then I think about our run and always admit it was 100% my fault. I promise I won't blame him anymore

3. remember the course at all times.
I'm quite good at this..... unless there are a lot of tunnels lol

4. quit waving my hands around like I am landing aircraft.
I'm trying but my dog is kind of like a concorde lol i need to make sure he sees what i mean

5. support the obstacles I want my dog to take until she is committed.
Yep, this one is one of my biggest sins. I'll try to work on it, promise.

6. don't expect the dog to know to turn if you are still pointing your shoulders and feet at the off course jump.
Ooops, yep. It's bad, I don't even realize I'm doing this..... I wish I had more videos of our runs, so I could do some analysis :razz:

7. don't over rotate your shoulders and then stand there if you don't want the dog to run past the right jump and take the A frame.
Fortunately not such a big issue for us either. It's my salvation and curse at the same time. My pup is SO observant and attentive (even at his incredible speed) that I can usually turn him away from the wrong obstacle.... BUT also when I do one tiny wrong movement, he moves at the wrong obstacle LOL

8. Don't tell your dog to turn while in mid air over the jump because you know she'll do it and drop the bar.
Yep.... I should know better. Especially when doing blind crosses, i turn my shoulders too much or look back at him (geez she doesnt trust me enough) and he sometimes drops bars. I need to work on this one,too.

9. don't do jack rabbit starts and stops try be be smooth in your acceleration and decelerations.
yep smooth and fluent movement, writing this one down, too.

10. Don't rush and crowd your dog into the weaves so she can't find the entrance.
*blushes* Im SO sorry!! (she's such a maniac) I'm trying not to rush or push him into weaves, but just last weekend I did it.... yes. I ran too fast like crazy and he ran like crazy with me, not even noticing weave poles LOL. Yep LEARN TO SLOW DOWN AND CONCENTRATE, NO PUSHING THE DOG

11. precue your front crosses so your dog knows where you are going.
Actually..... do you mean verbal precue? I might be doing this, but not sure what is meant here. Tho, I don't do a lot of FCs

12. Trust your dog, she is better at this than you are.
Absolutely, if he had a better handler, he could be competing at big championships..... I have no doubts, he's really talented.


It's especially sad, because my poor doggie really refuses to even try and run with someone else, .... I'd love to see him run with someone who's got better handling skills

Few days ago I was translating interview with one judge and one of his answers made me laugh.... he said that dog has only one handicap - his handler :lol::lol: so true!!
I'm glad I could join HAHA club!
 
It's especially sad, because my poor doggie really refuses to even try and run with someone else, .... I'd love to see him run with someone who's got better handling skills

I don't think I would like my dog to run with another handler--then I'd have to admit how bad I really am! :lol:

My trainer really wants to compete with Lexi (in AKC, since we don't compete there) but I just know they would surpass my progress with her and I think it would make me too sad/frustrated with myself!
 
I don't think I would like my dog to run with another handler--then I'd have to admit how bad I really am! :lol:

My trainer really wants to compete with Lexi (in AKC, since we don't compete there) but I just know they would surpass my progress with her and I think it would make me too sad/frustrated with myself!

I kinda have those feelings too. On one of my work trips last year, one of my friends offered to work with Cranberry while I was gone. Initially, I agreed and then I thought that he already gets frustrated with me and my lack of skill - what would it be like if he worked with someone who knew what they were doing and then he had to run with me again:gaah
so I declined and we are learning everything together- mistakes and all:winkgrin:

I know that we are making progress and that when I do the right things- then mostly so does he (learned that at a seminar two weekends ago):biggrin2:
 
I don't think I would like my dog to run with another handler--then I'd have to admit how bad I really am! :lol:

My trainer really wants to compete with Lexi (in AKC, since we don't compete there) but I just know they would surpass my progress with her and I think it would make me too sad/frustrated with myself!

OOh I would love to see Diva run with a really skilled handler and find out how fast she really is.

Diva will run with anyone if they offer her the hope of food and toys. She runs with Rachel on occasion and does quite well. But Rachel is still learning too and is even newer then I am at this stuff(ie handling a fast dog).
 
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I don't think I would like my dog to run with another handler--then I'd have to admit how bad I really am! :lol:

My trainer really wants to compete with Lexi (in AKC, since we don't compete there) but I just know they would surpass my progress with her and I think it would make me too sad/frustrated with myself!

Ashley I think you should listen to your trainer and try AKC.Heck I bet you would be in Excellent real fast with Lexi.
 
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