I Can Forage!

I have decided to put my military skills to work foraging. I belly crawl through the tiny little chicken door into the coop, sneak up on an unsuspecting egg, snatch it from the nest box, and carefully belly crawl out the little door to enjoy my delicious snack.

I do not understand why the humans don't like this. It is very enterprising, in my opinion.

Colonel Underpants

Colonel Underpants yu ar so smart! What ar eggs?
 
Let gallows gape for man; let dog go free
And let not hemp his wind-pipe suffocate:
But Exeter hath given the doom of death
For egg of little price.
— Henry V (slightly altered)
 
I live for these posts!!! :yuckyuck

Thank you Chris! Interesting how the human mind works ... I had forgotten that this was an older post and I didn't realize that I had already thrown in a Shakespeare quote, but honestly, it was the first thing that came to mind, only a different play. I must have had a subconscious recollection of having done it previously. :confused2: :smile2:
 
Indy here! Colonel.....no, no, no.....we aren't wild animals anymore! Foraging is bad, bad, bad! Our humans feed us good food. We don't have to eat wildlife anymore

We aren't wolved anymore though sometimes we like to pretend we are. Growwlll! Herding and stalking is good for exercise but not for eating.....
 
Indy here! Colonel.....no, no, no.....we aren't wild animals anymore! Foraging is bad, bad, bad! Our humans feed us good food. We don't have to eat wildlife anymore

We aren't wolved anymore though sometimes we like to pretend we are. Growwlll! Herding and stalking is good for exercise but not for eating.....
Mr Indy I have to disagree. You can never have to much food.....glorious fooooood...... umm sorry. There are all kinds of tasty things to eat that do not come out of a food bowl or treat box.

Signed
Sca

PS plus if you find something tasty outside you do not have to share with your brother
 
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