Glenn's response made me LOL this morning.. oh so true!
Brodie is my quirky dog...
He shares the garbage pail thing... oh my goodness the barking that ensues when I roll the cans back! I can't tell if he is herding me or them or warning me or what. He then jumps on me, soft mouths my arm and tries to pull me to the back yard so I feel he is attempting to drag me to safety. If I open our front door, when I come in he will also soft-mouth my arm to pull me away from the door like there is stranger danger out there... any other door is fine.
Brodie will not drink from a public water bowl - I've pulled plastic cup holders out of vehicles in the past, now carry collapsible ones and have a set of stainless ones in the console of my Yukon.
Brodie, he who LOVES fetching and running and ALL things ball related, was an absolute FAIL at flyball training - he refused to pick up a ball that had been in another dogs mouth.
Brodie will not accept treats from strangers. He also will not accept food from a hand that has another's dog slobber on it. He truly is a snob. In classes, as we treat share, he will only accept treats from friends if I offer their food - he will accept treats from one of my girlfriends, but spit it out - it's like he pretends to be kind and gracious to her and not tell her he thinks her treats are beneath him. Deacon will eat anything from anybody.
He goes nutso over my powered wine bottle opener but hubby thinks he mistakes it for their drone toy - I feel he knows the difference.
Deacon is too 'chill' for most quirks...
BUT, he sneezes anytime my husband walks down the stairs.
Deacon has unbound less energy and is unbelievably fast and agile, but try to get him to exercise and he's like no-way. A few times, I have walked him, he will pretend limp if we try to walk the long way around our neighborhood - cost me money for a vet visit the first time after I carried him home. Limp always starts up if we try to head up the hill instead of just going around the circle. I've learned if I ignore him, the limp will go away.
Deacon is extremely smart, but has a wild stubborn streak. He knows a ton of tricks - Brodie has numerous trick titles and we tried with Deacon - Deacon will stare at you like he has no clue what SIT means. Off topic - trick training is fun - both dogs will sneeze if you ask them if they have a cold - during Covid, we'd ask them if they had Covid.
Deacon LOVES the scent work class we have at the end of each Rally session, but he will only do the first 2 turns we have. Try to get him to do any more and he leaves the floor to go sit by Scott who always brings good stuff like bologna or hot dogs to our scent work fun.
Deacon loves to sneak chew, although he knows it is wrong. He has eaten many of my panties, many socks, the straps off my bra, my hair ties, my daughters expensive silk scrunchy, the wool balls from my dryer, the bottom of 1 of the curtains in my family room - there are 12 but he only likes 1. He loves the straps of flip flops and cost me a LOT of money last year when he snuck off with a Birkenstock my husband brought me home from Germany - thankfully did not eat the metal parts and thankfully, I found a replacement pair at the local DSW an hubby is clueless. He has an iron stomach, requires 2 doses of HP to vomit where Brodie can see the bottle and start gagging... When Deacon gets his dose of HP, he goes to the bathroom, stands between the wall and the toilet with his head in the corner like he is ashamed and will never do it again - he lies.