Celtic Fire
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Hockey!? Sheesh.
The only thing good about Hockey...or NASCAR, or Football, well for any other sport for that matter, is the chips that miss my people's muzzles and fall to the floor where they become MINE.
If the toy isn't edible, I'm not interested. If it is and you throw it across the room...I'm a smart boy; I get the hint, you want me to eat it over there.
If the people has food I'm interested. If the people appears to maybe have food, I'm interested until it becomes clear that they do not have food. If the people does not have food you're wasting my time to find a people who does.
I know other dogs do not share their food, so I am not interested in other dogs. Dogs smell like dogs, not food, so while I may give a cursory sniff from a distance just to make sure a dog is not food, I will pay you no more mind...unless the dog is threatening. Then I'll give said canine a wide birth and wonder, for a brief moment, who peed in their kibble.
The only thing good about Hockey...or NASCAR, or Football, well for any other sport for that matter, is the chips that miss my people's muzzles and fall to the floor where they become MINE.
If the toy isn't edible, I'm not interested. If it is and you throw it across the room...I'm a smart boy; I get the hint, you want me to eat it over there.
If the people has food I'm interested. If the people appears to maybe have food, I'm interested until it becomes clear that they do not have food. If the people does not have food you're wasting my time to find a people who does.
I know other dogs do not share their food, so I am not interested in other dogs. Dogs smell like dogs, not food, so while I may give a cursory sniff from a distance just to make sure a dog is not food, I will pay you no more mind...unless the dog is threatening. Then I'll give said canine a wide birth and wonder, for a brief moment, who peed in their kibble.


