The Battle of Spitfirelandia

SheepOfBlue

SheepOfBlue

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So all y'all Shelties (and filthy puppies) probably have lawn monsters at your castles. Kind of a thing we have to tolerate to keep our lawns at the right height. Well there was one here then another, yep they were multiplying! Then my intelligence network informed me that BOTH were going to Shetlandia and the was going to be some kind of super lawn monster joining them. This just could not be so I launched a cruise missile and decreased the lawn monster population to reestablish that I Spitfire am the only ruler of Spitfirelandia!
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Angus here I warned all y'all about the Orange one lying. Neither of us have been to 'Shetlandia' yet. Though as in any good lie there is a bit of truth as there has been a different lawn monster in my yard lately. As to the 'super' lawn monster the sheep is talking of a tractor but I think it is all Spitfire lies again.

Angus
PS rub da' belly!
 
Sharon7 said:
LOL Sheep, Spitfire is getting too big for his britches for sure. I'll bet he's not the only Sheltie wishing death on a lawn mower!!!

When do you move?
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Be a while but I am making progress. If I start the house by years end I would be surprised. LOTS to do for instance now that it is foamed I need to spray paint the foam to guard against UV and keep it in good condition. So either find a painter or get me an assistant for a day to move the scaffold while I paint.

Oh and of course an initial small fence area for the guys.
 
So have new intel and I might have made a mist.... an er.... you know had a plan of my normal awesomeness. Seems I might owe the kin of the lawn monster an apology. Pfft as if I would apologize let alone to a lawn monster. Seems that while they were multiplying there is a chance based upon my intel photos that the super lawn monster is my battle tank. There is no lawn eating capability and while it does not have my command bucket up front there is harpoons.

President For Life Spitfire Esquire
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