This thread reminds me of a client of mine that bought a little male westie that she named Theo. The lady was a very gracious older woman that taught piano. Well, the puppy decided that fun was to go to the washroom, get one end of the TP and run around and around the piano until the roll was empty. She called me in dispair, and some embarrassment, with a request for me to tell her how to stop this behaviour. My response - "Close the door". He did eventually outgrow it but it made me chuckle then and continues to bring a smile to my face even now.