Vash's new trick.

jerros

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"I can't read the digital clock so I never know what time it is. So when I get hungry or have to potty I jump up on the bed and lick dads face. Sometimes dad looks over at me and says "It's too damn early" but I didn't know what that means so I keep on licking. Dad would get up and put me in my crate and I would pretend to sleep until he woke up.

But now I figured out what "It's too damn early means"! It means I need to jump off the bed, get in my crate and pretend to sleep until dad wakes up.

I can't wait to learn my next trick!" - Vash.
 
Gee Vash, if the licking doesnt work you should try barking your head off - then your owner will get out of bed in a panic and then be so wide awake they just stay up. Tho I wouldnt recommend it if your owner has a heart condition.

Deska
 
My sheep taught me how to sleep through 2-3 noise makings (he calls them snooze alarms though they seem like ant-snooze to me)

Sca
 
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