SheepOfBlue
Premium Member
Ian's here, I's so close to getting my nose into the tookie bowls. I stands on this blue spiky thing (Emperor Spitfire calls it a dogbone???) and stretch out. I smeelss them and sheeps get nervous. Now Emper Spitfire has been redding me Monty stories. He saze I is bouncy and shold learn. I think I shuld go visit Mr Monty and we's could party at the ub. Spitfire laughs and says there is an oshaun in the way. Nows I don't knows this oshaun but figur I could use my bestus cute puppy look and it being St Pat day he might let us by. Spitfires laughed so hard he fell over, I stills think it is good.
Also he says as a filthy puppy I taint read nor writes so he doess it. I's writ this though as I has to check with all y'all puppies (we should stick together... well not stick... maybe hang out if all y'alls brin fooods...) So anyways Emperor Spitfire claims that since he has read to me and writ 4 me that once I get the tookie bowl I has to pay homage to the Emporer.... Not sure I want to share my tookies is this standard or is he tailing me.....he does that alot but some like the Sca tails sem tru. Thoughs other Sca tails seem dodgy....
Anyway tookies to everyone (not out of my tollection though)
Ian
Also he says as a filthy puppy I taint read nor writes so he doess it. I's writ this though as I has to check with all y'all puppies (we should stick together... well not stick... maybe hang out if all y'alls brin fooods...) So anyways Emperor Spitfire claims that since he has read to me and writ 4 me that once I get the tookie bowl I has to pay homage to the Emporer.... Not sure I want to share my tookies is this standard or is he tailing me.....he does that alot but some like the Sca tails sem tru. Thoughs other Sca tails seem dodgy....
Anyway tookies to everyone (not out of my tollection though)
Ian
Why do I think Ian is going to be vying with Monty for naughty stories? He sounds like a pistol, Sheep, you best be on your toes! 
