April really reacts to farts. Gets all teary eyed, looks at me as if to say 'It wasn't me...' I just look at her, grin, and say 'sorr ree'. Realistically, I probably should be sorry if I say I am....have to work on that bit. Maybe the teary eyes aren't from guilt, but from the nauseous fumes in the room. Occasionally, she'll get up, and leave the room. One of the most oft asked questions to her, is 'What's it like living with such a pig?'