Ann
Moderator
Dear Ruffles and Flourishes,
You name sounds very military. I am a colonel. I will lead you.
Colonel Underpants
Thank you, Colonel. Mom says there had better not be any underwear involved.
You probably know that my name, Ruffles and Flourishes, is the name of the four bars of music they play just before Hail to the Chief. Mom says she'll hear that in her head whenever we walk into the ring. I haven't told her I'll be bouncing....


