Hi Sheltie Forum: We have been liberated!

[RonandJan]

MMM here.

Let's sing................C'mom Ernie, I know you know this one....teach Trapp. I'll bet a lot of you out there know this one.

~~~~~country intro music~~~~~~~~~ AND

North bound and down, many wheels are rollin' ,
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm north bound, just watch ol' "MMM" run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
The boys are thirsty in Ottawa and there's beer in the ol’ US of A.
And we'll bring it North no matter what it takes.

North bound and down, many wheels are rollin' ,
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm north bound, just watch ol' "MMM" run.

Ol' Barb’s got them ears on and she's hot on the beach.
She aint gonna rest 'til we’re all in jail.
So you got to dodge 'er and you got to duck 'er,
you got to keep that sheltie truckin'.
Just put that hammer down and give it hell.

NORTH bound and down, many wheels are rollin' ,
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm north bound, just watch ol' "MMM" run.

 

[Chris]

Plenty of MREs left -- do you need us to circle back with the diplomatic papers, Rosa?

Col Underpants
Commander, MilShelties of NS

 

[king buddy]

Aonghus here, send word if you want Flash, Fiona and I to create a diversion so that you can make a break for it across the border. Thank you for guiding ChiChi, remember, bark 3 times and then howl once and we will begin diversionary tactics!

Bark BarkBark....Hooowwwwllll......BAAAA BAAAAA....BAAAA...they were coming I had to act like a lamb....Hurry Aonghus...Send Flash and Fiona...Buddy and Sweetie are Coming through...Im making a run for the border.....Yo Quero Taco Bell....God im hungry...Co underpants..You got some Gomida? Hey By the Way Do we Gotta have a Pinata? Cant we rip and chew the bras and panties instead....Should of known not to Crash a
sheltie party but....I heard Bacca & Indy REALLY know how to party!!!

 

[Chris]

Bark BarkBark....Hooowwwwllll......BAAAA BAAAAA....BAAAA...they were coming I had to act like a lamb....Hurry Aonghus...Send Flash and Fiona...Buddy and Sweetie are Coming through...Im making a run for the border.....Yo Quero Taco Bell....God im hungry...Co underpants..You got some Gomida? Hey By the Way Do we Gotta have a Pinata? Cant we rip and chew the bras and panties instead....Should of known not to Crash a
sheltie party but....I heard Bacca & Indy REALLY know how to party!!!

No, but every MRE has tabasco sauce in it, so you should be OK.

Col Underpants,MilShelties of NS, Commander

NOTAM: There was false intel on another thread that I had been captured at a beach party. This is not true -- I'm just across the border, standing by for anyone having trouble crossing. BTW, the girls are with me -- fierce MilShelties all!

 

[take4roll10]

Bailey, MMM, Teddy and the gang here. We are at the border. We were stopped by border control and asked for ID's. They said furry little puffball dogs have been illegally crossing the border. MMM stepped on the pedal and blew right past the patrol men. We are now on a high speed chase with border control! We tossed bacon strips out the window. This didn't work. They are relentless!

 

[Stinkypaws]

Hi Indie!
Chinook here - we're from a place mom calls 'winterrrrbeggg' or somethin. We just crossed the border into ON by Maia's friends who pulled us on a sled. That was soooo much fun and soooo much easier than running! We can wait here for you. Can you make it this far???? You can hop a train I think, we'll try and catch the same one - just yell real loud like when you are coming up to the ON border. Maia, she can run reeeaaalllllly fast and catch the train no problem - she's a show off at times. I can't, so I will have to wait on higher ground and jump onto the train. When can you leave??? Oh, don't forget the undies (we're using them as camoflauge or something - Colonel Underpants will tell us what to do when we get there.)

See you soon Indie!

Hey Chinook, Indie here, I'm on my way. I puppy-napped a snow mobile....whooooooaaaa not quite yet sure what pedal makes this thing go and what makes it stop but I'm comin' round the mountain when I come so be watchin' for me. hooo-leeeee-smokes does thing move. My undies are packed too for all the fun. I'll be the maniac puppy with the frosted goggles and leathers. you can't miss me as long as I figure out how to stop this thing!!! See everyone soon.

 

[MissSuzie]

MMM here.

It's the crack of dawn here and cold.

The snow plow just went up the hill, that is important, I guess according to Ron and Jan in driving.

I have loaded all of Ron's Winter Warmer beer, the entire batch of homemade Chex Mix, the last of the fudge and the cookies. I have 5 jars of dill pickles too from the larder. I also have 25lbs of kibble, my new winter coat (I will let you snuggle in it to stay warm Boopka). There is a car blanket in the back for my mom to stay warm in (Boopka, you and mom are just going to get along famously)

~~~~~~ HSDFHSDVNVSOIDFSFBW$T(*&$()@#%*(*%WRNHKLSDFN Teddy get away from me, you can't type, ya nim-come-poop, whatcha think your are doing...~~~~~~

Ohh and I have Jan's driving gloves, so they are doing the driving.

First stop is for Noah in Rhode Island, then Tansy, then I pick up Mom, Uncle Barkley and Pixie, then my boopka sweet fluffy buns of lovin.

From there, remember this info someone, it's the Mass Pike to Route 90 in New York, 81 in Syracuse and then 416 at the border. Does anyone know what all that means?

~~~~~Wahoo, we are on our way............runs out the door dragging underwear behind!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~Remember the Alamoooooooooooooo!!!!!

MMM, I'm just now seeing this as Mom was hogging the computer all day. Is it too late for you guys to pick me off of 81 in Syracuse? I could be at Exit 17 (S. Salina/Brighton) in about 10 minutes. I just go to mom's nephew's apartment, then down the street. I know the way.

I have my backpack filled with poopcicles and underwear! Wooohoooo, here we come. Mom has a passport, can I use hers to get across the border. Also, can my BFF Lucy come along. She's a load of fun!

 

[Ania]

Bailey, MMM, Teddy and the gang here. We are at the border. We were stopped by border control and asked for ID's. They said furry little puffball dogs have been illegally crossing the border. MMM stepped on the pedal and blew right past the patrol men. We are now on a high speed chase with border control! We tossed bacon strips out the window. This didn't work. They are relentless!

You have to toss CANADIAN BACON!!! not the regular kind - they are Canadians!! Are they wearing their red suits? Are they on horseback???



Chinook

 

[Ania]

Hey Chinook, Indie here, I'm on my way. I puppy-napped a snow mobile....whooooooaaaa not quite yet sure what pedal makes this thing go and what makes it stop but I'm comin' round the mountain when I come so be watchin' for me. hooo-leeeee-smokes does thing move. My undies are packed too for all the fun. I'll be the maniac puppy with the frosted goggles and leathers. you can't miss me as long as I figure out how to stop this thing!!! See everyone soon.

OK, great! Does that mean we don't have to catch a train???!!!! We're waiting in the bushes by something that's called an in-ooook-shook???!!! It looks like a pile of rocks to me, but whatever. Just slow down so we can hop on!!!! Yuppppeeeeeee Kai Ayyyyyyy!!!!! we're on our way to Partay!!!!!!!!

Chinook, and Maia

PS. we have some special water!!! It set our stomachs on fire! WHooo -stong stuff this 'fire water" MAIA!!!!!!!!!! get back here - look where your walking - you almost got hit by that semi! what's wrong with you??? can't you walk staight???!!!!!! Dumb girl. no more fire water for you!!

 

[Chris]

The MilShelties will bivouac three miles from the border on the US side. Look for the big green tent and one little pink one (honest to pete, Layla! ). Does anyone else need to go in the diplomatic pooch...er, pouch? We'll be pulling out in the early am -- about oh-five-hundred (I love this military talk!)

Col Underpants
MilShelties of NS
Commander