Hi Sheltie Forum: We have been liberated!

Colonel Underpants sir! Sergeant Stockings here. *wag, wag* I've set up a perimeter around our bivouac and with Layla's help arranged a mine field along any expected approaches to our position. The 3B's, biscuits, bacon and bologna, are safely stored away so none of the indigenous wildlife will tamper with them.

I've met with a local border collie who has relayed critical information about a safe crossing point a little further down river at a smaller, less guarded crossing near Ontario Avenue. I'm not sure if he can be trusted, but it may be worth reconnoitering, Sir.

Sergeant Stockings
 
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Chris said:
The MilShelties will bivouac three miles from the border on the US side. Look for the big green tent and one little pink one (honest to pete, Layla! :rolleyes2:). Does anyone else need to go in the diplomatic pooch...er, pouch? We'll be pulling out in the early am -- about oh-five-hundred (I love this military talk!)

Col Underpants
MilShelties of NS
Commander
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COL UNDERPANTS!!!!!! Hey cool.........a campfire. I have FIREWORKS!!!!!

Excuse ma'me Layla, will you allow my mom (Checkers) and my Boopka, spend the night in your tent? They are very girly girls and would like to be with you.

Beckon, I mean Col Underpants, I have a great Winter Warmer Beer, it is getting mighty cold. I have blankets and extra coats in the back of the Xterra.................do you want a dill pickle? I am plum tuckered out, those driving gloves didn't fit my front paws well and were doing a really crappy job of keeping the tires between the lines.

Boopka darling, Ma'me Layla is going to let you and Mom rest with her, I am pretty sure.
 
We made it across the border! I didn't think we would, but as my mom speaks french, I was able to pick some words up and convince the patrol that I'm a "Quebecois" sheltie!

Lexi almost ruined it when she told them "thanks y'all" as we passed through, but hopefully they didn't catch on.

We are bringing shrimp and grits to share, along with some sweet tea vodka. It's deliciously sweet...and packs a punch! We can't help it, we're southern shelties!
 
Edan Dude....I just saw you. Glad to meet you. I wish I could have gotten you to bring Scruffy, my Aunty Cathy's pupper, he lives just a bit north of Pittsburgh. He is a grand ol' dog and loads of fun I have been told. Scruffy is notorious for ,,,,,ah hem,,,,,, humping the minister's leg every-time he comes for dinner. It is quite hilarious, I think and quite embarrassing for the humans. I myself have thought about trying the same when Father Richard visits. Sorry, I have a bad problem with digressions..........Have a beer.
 
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Earnie QUIT playing with that yellow lab girl you picked up YES you guys can dance on stage now GET OUT OF CENTRAL PARK and come on, they say NOW NOW. Trapp, that's enough, you can't mark all of the bushes here!

Now lets all sing together
"I'm hairy high and low, why you ask I DON"T KNOWooooooOOOOOO"

"Hair, hair, hair,hair hair,
show it, flow it, LOOOONG as I can grow it my HAIIIIIIRRRR"

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RonandJan said:
COL UNDERPANTS!!!!!! Hey cool.........a campfire. I have FIREWORKS!!!!!

Excuse ma'me Layla, will you allow my mom (Checkers) and my Boopka, spend the night in your tent? They are very girly girls and would like to be with you.

Beckon, I mean Col Underpants, I have a great Winter Warmer Beer, it is getting mighty cold. I have blankets and extra coats in the back of the Xterra.................do you want a dill pickle? I am plum tuckered out, those driving gloves didn't fit my front paws well and were doing a really crappy job of keeping the tires between the lines.

Boopka darling, Ma'me Layla is going to let you and Mom rest with her, I am pretty sure.
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Maggie may and her bff lucy too. We must pick them up in syracuse before we head back to the border.
Isn't my love muffin such a gentlemen? Always looking out for the ladies. I better keep an on him at the fiesta. He's all mine chicas!
 
McKinley! *wag, wags* Nice to meet you as well. It's good to have a few more eyes and ears 'round here to keep watch tonight. Hold onto the fire works, we may need them to provide a diversion when we cross the river tomorrow. Sorry I wasn't driving or I might have stopped to get them. The Colonel has a one track mind.

Er...thanks for the beer, but I'm...on duty. I will have a pickle though.

Speaking of duty...if you or your companions feel compelled, we could use some strengthening of the mine filed over that way. *points*

Wow it's awesome to meet you finally. Nice set of wheels by the way.

Heff, heff!

Sergeant Stockings
 
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RonandJan said:
COL UNDERPANTS!!!!!! Hey cool.........a campfire. I have FIREWORKS!!!!!

Excuse ma'me Layla, will you allow my mom (Checkers) and my Boopka, spend the night in your tent? They are very girly girls and would like to be with you.

Beckon, I mean Col Underpants, I have a great Winter Warmer Beer, it is getting mighty cold. I have blankets and extra coats in the back of the Xterra.................do you want a dill pickle? I am plum tuckered out, those driving gloves didn't fit my front paws well and were doing a really crappy job of keeping the tires between the lines.

Boopka darling, Ma'me Layla is going to let you and Mom rest with her, I am pretty sure.
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Layla says sure; MilShelties are happy to share. Cuddle up! We better hold the fireworks -- don't want to give away our position. Thanks -- Pass me one of those brewskies, Brother!! And pickles -- Wow, Mom never lets us have those!!!
 
Boopka, just the two of us can drive back alone to Syracuse.

Teddy, you a$$, you stay here and maybe these military shelties can knock some sense into you. I hate to say it, but Jan is right, you need some discipline dude, you have had the zoomies all day and inside the Xterra, zoomies are just not cool and all those windows, we have been pulled over 6 times 'cause of you.... Even Uncle Barkley thought you were over the top insane.............
 
Hey, look who joined that bivouac!!! Road Rats -- and they have champagne!

Col Underpants
MilShelties of NS, Commander
 
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