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Peace and Love from the four-legged cast of HAIR

WOO WOO, out on the open road again.

Chevy here, I don't know about you dudes but I do NOT like driving in a big city; give me the open road.

Newton is sleeping; he was a BIG HIT on Broadway. Indy was even awake there for a bit, shaking his fur. Anyway, we are on our way to meet up with Col. Underpants to cross the border. Newton wanted to share his new poster, so here it is:

http://usera.imagecave.com/lavendelshelties/309156436_tp.jpg

Earnie and Trapp are in the Ford following us. Cruisin' on! Hope I don't need any brakes in the next few hours 'cause Newton is out like a light and that's his job in this rig!
 
------studdering-----TTTTTHhhhhhhiiiiiissssssss waaiittttinnnggggg innnnnn tttthhhheee snnnnnooooooowwwwww succkckcksss -------

http://www.sheltieforums.com/album.php?albumid=35&pictureid=530

I'm COLD. When is Indie going to show up??? I want my bed!!!!! ---- whining and crying to the moon-------

Oh Maia! Stop complaining!!! That's all you've done since the fire water wore off. I thought you were supposed to be hot all the time now for a month or so? That's what mom said. What's up with you? Once minute you're up and happy and the next you're whining and giving me a headache! Just be quiet and go to sleep in that cave. I'll keep a look out for Indie. He should be here anytime now.......
 
--------Maia snuggled in close to Chinook, half asleep, by the roaring fire, as Chinook keeps his eye out for Indy ----------


Chinook?

Yah...

Did you hear that????

Hear what?

That, that noise, do you think it's a bear???

Yah! and its name is Chinook! Don't be silly! They are all sleeping for the winter. Now go to sleep - PLEASE, just go to sleep.......


-------roaring fire in backround--------------
 
King Buddy here...Sweetie and I are outside of Bacca& Indy's....I am going to find a nice place to write my name in the snow...Wow.....Sweetie is circling round looking for aaaahhhh looks like she found it....looks like she mad use all poo cones.......My human brother Rico is very mad...we got his car. He wouldnt let us ride in it because we get hair all over it. He was worried about us....Them darn little Chihuahuas dug a hole in th leather seat....Pita has loose stools on the floor after she ate some cheap dog food along the way. Did I mention...I wasnt watching where I was going and a telephone pole kinda leaped out at me and dented the front alittle. I wonder if Mom added me to the car insurance? Well, whats done is done...Well Im thinking about doing my Elvis impression....What do you all think? Hey...I almost forgot...Where is Chi Chi, Rosa, And Pepita? I think it time to Party......
WOOOOOHHOOOO...Sweetie? Come on over here...BARRRKK...BAAAARRRRKKK
BAAAACCCCCAAAAA....IIIINNNNDDDDYYY WE are here....
Sweetie....Control yourself....I know they are good looking and well built dudes ....but you dont even like me sniffing around....
 
Man, I thought we'd never get going. Took Layla and Checkers and Boopka fifteen minutes just to fluff their fur. That Layla sure likes to sleep in -- prima diva my a**! "Five-thirty? I don't do five-thirty." Met up with the Broadway gang -- great reviews, guys! Sergeant Stockings has his group under control -- yeah, teddy, too -- and they've joined the deployment. Al chihuahuas got stowed in the diplomatic pooch...er, pouch and were covered by top secret AKC/UKC papers. Stealthily we approached the borders. Wow, since that idiot set his pants on fire Christmas Day and nearly burnt his tallywhacker off, it's toucg to cross borders. Oh No! They got a BORDE COLLIE -- we're doomed. No, Wait...he's getting distracted. It's...it's...a SHEEP! Way to go, Sergeant Stockings. Brilliant maneuver!! (Where the heck did you find that thing?) That BC is gone!!! OK, we're across -- this uniform speaks better than I do. Speeding along, headed for Bacca and Indy's Place! Waaa-hoo! Be there by noon!!!!!

Col Underpants
Commander, MilShelties of NS (Deployed)
 
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Fluffy here. I still don't know where we are at. :cry: Smudge untied me from the hood of the truck, but he left me on the side of the road. He drove off barking something along the lines of, "The large fries shall all be mine." :uhoh:


So I made a new friend:

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z56/ripleigh_mich/avatars/funny-pictures-moose-takes-a-photo.jpg

His name is Cheeze, and he is a moose. I caught a ride on his back. Then he took me to Taco Bell, where we dined on tacos. Ya hear that Smudgie boy? TACOS! :mad: You can keep your stinkin' fries.

I'm not sure where we are going next as I don't speak moose. It sounded something like Trandy Shore. What is a trandy shore? :confused2:
 
Stand by, Fluffy. We're comin' up on a Taco Bell...and I see a Moose! We'll nab you in a jiffy. How the heck did you get over the border?
Col Underpants
Commander
MilShelties of NS (Deployed)
 
Chris said:
Stand by, Fluffy. We're comin' up on a Taco Bell...and I see a Moose! We'll nab you in a jiffy. How the heck did you get over the border?
Col Underpants
Commander
MilShelties of NS (Deployed)
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At this time I cannot give you the details of my crossing the border, sir. Posting the details would most likely get me crated for a month. :uhoh: Thankfully my ears help up. :biggrin2:

Is there going to be room for a large sized moose with huge antlers? I feel kind of obligated to be nice to him since he bought me tacos and all. He's all right.


For a moose. :rolleyes2:
 
Chris said:
Man, I thought we'd never get going. Took Layla and Checkers and Boopka fifteen minutes just to fluff their fur. That Layla sure likes to sleep in -- prima diva my a**! "Five-thirty? I don't do five-thirty."
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Hey! I have to look perfect for my McKinley. There's going to be lots of girls shaking their tail feathers at this party. I have to make sure his eyes are only on me...
 
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