Hi Sheltie Forum: We have been liberated!

[RonandJan]

~~~~~ Col Underpants walkie talkie~~~~~

COL Underpants, Edan has the low down on Teddy the Terror, but please feel free to take him under control however you see fit. I have been trying to be a good example and Jan is downright stern with him (I, on the other hand have never seen her that stern with me). He is driving everyone crazy and we are at a loss here what to do with him. But he is my cousin and you know, family and all that..........

 

[Celtic Fire]

~~~~Edan's walkie talkie crackles~~~~~~

Edan, MMM here, do you have a rawhide? Take Teddy's leash and tie him to the bumper and there is some all natural sedative in his back pack. Give that and the raw hide to him and he should settle down. ~~~~~fingers crossed behind the back~~~~~~~~

Sergeant Stockings spikes his last rawhide with the natural sedative that he found in Teddy's backpack. He catches Teddy's leash...no easy task, and straps it over one of the tow hooks on the humvee.

"Here Teddy. Chow time." Edan heffs and tosses the rawhide chew to Teddy.

~~~~~~~Mac's radio crackles to life~~~~~~~~

Thanks for the heads up on that Mac. He's sleepin' like a puppy.

Sergeant Stockings

 

[Chris]

Somebody just sit on the little sucker. Works in boot camp.

Col Underpants, Tired but still proud commander of the MilShelties of NS (Deployed)

 

[RonandJan]

~~~~walkie talkies crackling~~~~~

Guys, don't let me forget to untie Teddy from the bumper in the morning!

 

[Chris]

Well done, Troops.

Col Underpants, Commmmm

 

[RonandJan]

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[granite]

[Newton, Earnie, Trapp, Lassies, Trixie, Indy, and Chevy run through the audience at Hair, giving sheltie kisses and throwing out love beads]

Hair, HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR growing, flowing, LOOOOOOOONG as I can grow it my HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

Final curtain, and....off to the trucks to rendezvous with Col. Underpants at the border.

 

[RonandJan]

~~~~~~~Mac's radio crackles to life~~~~~~~~

Thanks for the heads up on that Mac. He's sleepin' like a puppy.

Sergeant Stockings

~~~~~~~~~~Walkie Talkie crackles~~~~~~~~~~~

He's a pain in my a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!! <<<<<deep sigh>>>>>>>

 

[RonandJan]

Boopka darling..........

Oh mistress mine! where are you roaming?
Oh! stay and hear; your true love's coming,
That can sing both high and low.
Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Every wise man's son doth know.

What is love? 'tis not hereafter;
Present mirth hath present laughter;
What's to come is still unsure:
In delay there lies no plenty;
Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty,
Youth's a stuff will not endure.

Goodnight Sweet fluffy buns of LOVE!

 

[Stinkypaws]

OK, great! Does that mean we don't have to catch a train???!!!! We're waiting in the bushes by something that's called an in-ooook-shook???!!! It looks like a pile of rocks to me, but whatever. Just slow down so we can hop on!!!! Yuppppeeeeeee Kai Ayyyyyyy!!!!! we're on our way to Partay!!!!!!!!

Chinook, and Maia

PS. we have some special water!!! It set our stomachs on fire! WHooo -stong stuff this 'fire water" MAIA!!!!!!!!!! get back here - look where your walking - you almost got hit by that semi! what's wrong with you??? can't you walk staight???!!!!!! Dumb girl. no more fire water for you!!

HEY Maia and Chinook, I can take you guys along for the ride too. I think I got this thing figured out now. Should be passin' your way soon. Get ready to hop on. We're gonna have to travel all night to catch up with the colonel and the others. This thing must have cruise control so we can catch a few puppy naps. Us youngsters have lots of energy but I still need my naps or I get too manic--NOT GOOD--so my mom says but hey who cares, I'm AWOL from puppy training 101 and it's great! Hopefully we rendevous with the colonel tomorrow. Take care all and sweet dreams.