Welcome to the fun house!! It's a 12-step program:
Step 1: Buy a Sheltie.
Step 2: Buy another Sheltie to keep the first one company.
Step 3: OK, so what's one more?
Step 4: I prefer even numbers.
Step 5: Try a tri!
Step 6: Numbers 1 and 4 have puppies!
Steps 7-11: What? Sell my babies?????
Step 12: He was a rescue. And so on, and so on!!!