MONSTERS!!

The gray flash is right! :ROFLMAO:

Our Dysons have handled Sheltie hair quite well.....
I have a Dyson my sister gave me (it’s an older model with the roller ball) and I find this one FANTASTIC for picking up hair and I rarely need to clean the beater bar but it is HEAVY and for that reason alone I don’t like it. I haven’t been on speaking terms with my sister since November and I was actually thinking of putting this one out by the curb:ROFLMAO:!
 
If you love Shelties you have to love fur......everywhere- under refrigerators, in the corners, on the rug--everywhere... comes in handy tho when the little devils want to sleep in the snow... I may have mentioned this earlier but the first Sheltie I had was an inherited Sheltie. I felt sorry for him during the summer to I took him to a groomer and asked her for a buzz type cut-- she said no, I argued, she tried her best, I insisted and so she said OK-- I did not recognize the dog when I got it back he looked like a lopsa opsa whatever- his fur was 3 inches long and it was a well done cut but wow what a change. He walked around with his head down for a week and I felt bad all summer-- ignorance is a bad thing..that never happened again and he was normal by Fall. Not sure I was ever forgiven- my bad..
 
Soes wees is in even bigger trouble. Today I was battling the lawn monster. Chomping its paws then herding it. Barking and spins were deployed. And I killed it. Yep I Ians got it..... or soes I thoughts. Sheeps came and opened him up and pulled what I assumed was his heart out. Well he was dead and I kept an eye on him. Then sheep returned put his heart back in and HE CAME BACK TO LIFE! So apparently there is zombie lawn monsters also.

Ian the Gray Flash
 
Angus could walk by my yellow Dyson and clog it. I got a Shark dog hair one and he clogged it. Got a second Shark one that was different and he could still clog it but it took some time.
We have a samsung portable and it works OK with the shelite fur but if it pick up anything like a small stick (during the winter there is always wood chunks to pick up) it will clog immediately and you have to use a broom handle to unclog the tube and disassemble the collection unit to unclog the collection chamber.. And our mild mannered dogs become quite ferocious when the rug monster comes out- they even nip the person holding it occasionally. And of course the broom monster is to be vanquished/dispatched with prejudice.
 
I have to try to sneak dusting either when they're out or in another room. I swear mine have Swiffer radar too. Dusting is not a permitted activity, and forget sweeping, vaccuming or any other attempts to remove their fur from the house. It's a great excuse not to clean though........... :ROFLMAO:
 
I have to try to sneak dusting either when they're out or in another room. I swear mine have Swiffer radar too. Dusting is not a permitted activity, and forget sweeping, vaccuming or any other attempts to remove their fur from the house. It's a great excuse not to clean though........... :ROFLMAO:
I have a soda stream unit and even if our dogs are outside they hear me get out the bottle fill it with water than punch it full of C02 and they are going ballistic the whole time.. funny how well their hearing works sometimes..
 
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