S.U.B.U. Grievance Complaint

My Pumpkin Boo Mckinley,

I must make this quick. Mom...I mean management is at work. The grandparents were not paying attention to me, so I was able to slip away into the computer room.

Tightened security....yea right! Over my big sheltie booty! No one can keep me away from my McLovin Mckinley.

I sure hope that your mom feels better. I agree you should take care of your momma until she is feeling well again. I know I would do the same. We will make arrangements at another time.

Mom was pretty upset last night. She said she couldn't bare to be away from me. After, some puppy kisses and nuzzles, she turned to mush. I think she will quickly forget this thread. If she brings it up again, I will distract her with my puppy charm.

You are so poetic my love! I printed out your picture. I keep it hidden in a kong toy in my crate. I lick it every night before bed and hope that you are dreaming of me too.

Oh no the grandparents are calling me....

xoxo,
Bailey
 
Management here!

Ah! hah! Caught you all! You thought you could get away with this little ploy, did you! I should have figured it out earlier....the last couple of days, one or the other of Indy and Bacca have been individually distracting me away from my computer, while the other leaps onto my chair and checks the posts. You should all be ashamed!

Believe me, that your Management will all be informed of this transgression and due disciplinary measures will be handed out.

And for the record, Bailey....I think McKinley is playing with your affections. Apparently, he's trying to play both ends of the stick....suck up to Mom and get great treats and I bet he thinks if he sticks around through Christmas, he'll get all kinds of extra treats too. And then he plays the Lothario with you. I say he is fickle, fickle, fickle and not to be trusted.

Now, all you furkids....Christmas is only a few weeks away, so if you want the good stuff, you all better start performing. No more hijinks!

Signed
BarbV
Management Representative
 
take4roll10 said:
My Pumpkin Boo Mckinley,

I must make this quick. Mom...I mean management is at work. The grandparents were not paying attention to me, so I was able to slip away into the computer room.

Tightened security....yea right! Over my big sheltie booty! No one can keep me away from my McLovin Mckinley.

I sure hope that your mom feels better. I agree you should take care of your momma until she is feeling well again. I know I would do the same. We will make arrangements at another time.

Mom was pretty upset last night. She said she couldn't bare to be away from me. After, some puppy kisses and nuzzles, she turned to mush. I think she will quickly forget this thread. If she brings it up again, I will distract her with my puppy charm.

You are so poetic my love! I printed out your picture. I keep it hidden in a kong toy in my crate. I lick it every night before bed and hope that you are dreaming of me too.

Oh no the grandparents are calling me....

xoxo,
Bailey
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To darn cute~
 
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