Firstly, once again apologies for not being around much. The current cost of living means I have to go back to working longer hours which leaves me with very little free time....ughh.
Anyways as you know I had adopted Monty who the decided to move Mr Broccoli into my home as well. Due to their friendship I kind of accepted having to support and home a broccoli even without him paying rent.
Well Mr Broccoli has decided to hook up with Mrs Broccoli and move her as well.
I think I'm kind of a nice person so I have let that slide that I now have a broccoli couple living in my home without contributing to anything other than having wild times with Monty.
So imagine my annoyance when I find out that Mr and Mrs Broccoli have now moved Mr Carrot and Mrs Avocado into my home as well.
I can just about make space as long as they don't start a family but it's like I'm living in some kind of garden plot. I'm concerned on what they will all get up now when I leave them alone with Monty, i'm expecting some kind of wild party and things getting broken. Oh well the things you have to put up with when you have a small strange little dog.
Anything to keep Monty happy, Darren! Hey, what’s a pup to do while you’re working extra? Knowing Monty, it could be way worse than a veggie party! Great to see you back….thanks for checking in when you can!
Sorry about the rough times hoping things turn up for all y'all over there. I am sure Monty (and his human minions) are missing castle trips and beach searches. Maybe a pub protection racket from Monty?
I so needed a laugh this morning Darren! Thanks for the hilarious description of the veggie family explosion at your house. So of course I have to ask - is Mr. Broccoli still #1????
Sorry the economic crunch is making you work longer hours again. A lot of folks are experiencing this and must feel like they are just trying to keep their heads above the water. Hope things ease up very soon.
BTW when Juno moved in, Mr. Broccoli had to go into Witness Protection because Meadow adores him and we were worried Juno would shred him.....
Thanks all, working more means Monty gets to torture my mom more when she gets the babysitting duties. He is slowing down a little now he has hit double figures but still manages to get himself into trouble if not watched closely. We've had a heatwave here so my mom connected the hose pipe to her kitchen tap and then through the house into her back garden. She turned the kitchen tap on to let the water run through the pipe but by the time she got around to going to the garden to water the plants.......Monty had carried the hose pipe back into the living room . That resulted in me getting another phone call, calling him every name possible. She always forgives him in the end and the good thing about the heatwave is it helped her dry her carpet mor quickly
The original Mr Broccoli is still the winner for Monty, they have taken the squeak out of all the new toys and they only have the crinkle paper inside. He likes to throw then around a little but always goes back to running around the home squeaking Mr B. None of the others have qualified to be taken for a walk by him as well so Mr B is still #1.
Sharon - I love how you helped save Mr B's life by putting him into witness protection, . The squeaky ones are limited edition now haha
Your Mom deserves a medal! I think I would be texting from a motel room if Teddy pulled that trick. My wife would have killed me. Because as you all know I am personally responsible for anything Teddy does.
But it did bring a smile to my face while traiyour latest post
Oh holy cow!!! I am trying to visualize Monty helpfully picking up the hose to return it to the house.... your mom is made of stern stuff if she keeps taking him back. He is such a little stinker. You must have enough material for several new books, Darren! Thanks so much for the laugh, and I hope your heatwave eases. Our friends in Dorset have been just miserable....
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