Hi Sheltie Forum: We have been liberated!

Underwear???!!! We prefer to go commando! Mom tried to put some underpants on Maia - somethin about her being hot or something - and Maia just froze and would not move! Now we could use them underpants to string and display, or as camo like Colonel Underpants!
 
King Buddy here...Did I hear something about a Chihuahua needing to get across the border patrol...Well I can wait for you at the border as I have 2 with me...Rosa and Pita...I stopped by a local sheep farm and sheared a few sheep and glued it to them and they are going as lambs. I still got enough for your little Chihuahua. Who would suspect 2 shetland sheepdogs trying to cross with Chihuahuas...Trust me...You cant out smart a Sheltie...lol..Rosa wanted to know who is brining the Cervesa?
 
Almost forgot....Watch out for Sweetie Captain underwear....She likes to eat the seat out of them...I guss thats how you get see thru undies....
 
King Buddy here...Did I hear something about a Chihuahua needing to get across the border patrol...Well I can wait for you at the border as I have 2 with me...Rosa and Pita...I stopped by a local sheep farm and sheared a few sheep and glued it to them and they are going as lambs. I still got enough for your little Chihuahua. Who would suspect 2 shetland sheepdogs trying to cross with Chihuahuas...Trust me...You cant out smart a Sheltie...lol..Rosa wanted to know who is brining the Cervesa?

ChiChi wants cervesa too!!! And she wants to know if you can make a lambswool coat for a 3 1/2 pound chihuahua?
 
ChiChi wants cervesa too!!! And she wants to know if you can make a lambswool coat for a 3 1/2 pound chihuahua?

............one lambs wool coat coming right up....not only will it hide her identity but it will keep her warm and toasty ....Sweetie and Buddy will be traveling with the 3 amigos or should I say the 3 little lambs...knowing Rosa they probly will be tipsy...
 
MMM here.

It's the crack of dawn here and cold.

The snow plow just went up the hill, that is important, I guess according to Ron and Jan in driving.

I have loaded all of Ron's Winter Warmer beer, the entire batch of homemade Chex Mix, the last of the fudge and the cookies. I have 5 jars of dill pickles too from the larder. I also have 25lbs of kibble, my new winter coat (I will let you snuggle in it to stay warm Boopka). There is a car blanket in the back for my mom to stay warm in (Boopka, you and mom are just going to get along famously)

~~~~~~ HSDFHSDVNVSOIDFSFBW$T(*&$()@#%*(*%WRNHKLSDFN Teddy get away from me, you can't type, ya nim-come-poop, whatcha think your are doing...~~~~~~

Ohh and I have Jan's driving gloves, so they are doing the driving.

First stop is for Noah in Rhode Island, then Tansy, then I pick up Mom, Uncle Barkley and Pixie, then my boopka sweet fluffy buns of lovin.

From there, remember this info someone, it's the Mass Pike to Route 90 in New York, 81 in Syracuse and then 416 at the border. Does anyone know what all that means?

~~~~~Wahoo, we are on our way............runs out the door dragging underwear behind!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~Remember the Alamoooooooooooooo!!!!!
 
Newton here, we are still at the Fried Pickle waiting for Trapp and Earnhardt. Getting kinda worried as they should have beat us here. Do you think they got sentimental about Michele and her cold and turned back in a Red Cross effort? Anyway, will hold here for a bit waiting for them. GPS says we have 11.5 more hours of driving to do, most of it on 81. Sorry Beckon...won't be joining the 95 crush. Too many state troopers and we don't have your Humvee and body armor! We're waiting here another hour for Trapp and Earnie and whoever else wants to join the convoy. Lassie Light used his charm and got us a bunch of hamburgers and chili dogs, so we are set for provisions at this time. Will head out again at 11:30 pm and drive thru the night.

Earnie here..sorry we got sidetracked. Trapp saw this huge flea market,and there was this overstuffed teddie bear,and he whined,whined till I pulled in,so he could drag that blame thing to the truck.

http://www.melaniesemporium.com/large_dylan_teddy_bear_200.JPG

Then of course because of him drinking he had to take a whiz like a zillion times. Put a plug in it Trapp

Oh not to worry bout my mom,she was passed out with Ny--ny.qil or something.
Who was talking about man hoods?

I remember just before I lost mine,I remember my dad saying to mom,"can't we just take him somewhere so he'll know what it's like"? At least dad had my good intentions,he had my back! Good man...but mom won and off I went for the snip snip.

Alright Newton,we'll follow you buddy! Hey cool hat where'd ya get that? Did you take Alan's hat, look's good dude!!
 
Deska and Tully here - the naughtiest puppies in Australia, and boy do we know lots of naughty things to do. Depends on whether you want to go for EXTREME naughtiest or just run-of-the-mill wicked. From counter surfing to stalking small animals and chasing down children - we have it covered.

Of course, we should warn you. We were so naughty we ended up on Santa's naughty list and got a kitty for a xmas pressie! Oh so cruel!
 
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