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[RonandJan]

Deska, Tully, get on an airline....'Quamtum' something......we need you, you guys are awesome and I want you to teach me counter surfing..........


Heyy heyy heyy, I am stilll in tact..................I AM A MAN, I AM A MAN, I AM A MAN, I AM A MAN........

FSJFHSDNVNKJSHDFDSHF NM*&(^%*&TR#.................Ahhh who ya tryin to convince MMM, ya may got the parts but all ya can do is f$%t............

Teddy, get away from me, dude, Boopka might read that, ya idiot. I AM A MAN, I AM A MAN.

 

[mbfrench]

MMM here.

It's the crack of dawn here and cold.

The snow plow just went up the hill, that is important, I guess according to Ron and Jan in driving.

I have loaded all of Ron's Winter Warmer beer, the entire batch of homemade Chex Mix, the last of the fudge and the cookies. I have 5 jars of dill pickles too from the larder. I also have 25lbs of kibble, my new winter coat (I will let you snuggle in it to stay warm Boopka). There is a car blanket in the back for my mom to stay warm in (Boopka, you and mom are just going to get along famously)

~~~~~~ HSDFHSDVNVSOIDFSFBW$T(*&$()@#%*(*%WRNHKLSDFN Teddy get away from me, you can't type, ya nim-come-poop, whatcha think your are doing...~~~~~~

Ohh and I have Jan's driving gloves, so they are doing the driving.

First stop is for Noah in Rhode Island, then Tansy, then I pick up Mom, Uncle Barkley and Pixie, then my boopka sweet fluffy buns of lovin.

From there, remember this info someone, it's the Mass Pike to Route 90 in New York, 81 in Syracuse and then 416 at the border. Does anyone know what all that means?

~~~~~Wahoo, we are on our way............runs out the door dragging underwear behind!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~Remember the Alamoooooooooooooo!!!!!

Ok ya'll it's Earnie here,MMM you got great directions. If you stay right on 81,just whiz thru Syracuse,and that will bring you in to Alexandia Bay.

Make sure ya'll are'nt using cell phones,cause I hear the laws in NY are terrible for cell phones while driving. Put your ear buds in everyone.We don't need to be going to a court hearing for speeding or talking on cell phones.

Hummm...if Barb comes home early,theres no telling we may end up in jail anyhow! But it's so worth it.

I have'nt had this much fun since...uh I'm not sure,but bring on the Honey Brown beer, I'm ready to PARR TAY!!

 

[mbfrench]

Deska and Tully here - the naughtiest puppies in Australia, and boy do we know lots of naughty things to do. Depends on whether you want to go for EXTREME naughtiest or just run-of-the-mill wicked. From counter surfing to stalking small animals and chasing down children - we have it covered.

Of course, we should warn you. We were so naughty we ended up on Santa's naughty list and got a kitty for a xmas pressie! Oh so cruel!

Earnhardt here..I'm whispering,cause mom is always saying..no potty mouth in the house,but I hear there is some you know "good bars" in Canada!

And since I have my little brother,we don't want him repeating anything,cause you know kids,they repeat everything.

Does anyone know what a lap dance is?

 

[Chris]

URGENT MESSAGE TO COL. UNDERPANTS. . . WE HAVE DISCOVERED AN UNAUTHORIZED, NON-SHELTIE, STOWAWAY IN OUR MIDST. iT SEEMS THAT ChIChi THE CHIHUAHUA HEARD ABOUT THE PLAN AND SHE WANTS TO JOIN THE FIESTA! CAN WE GET HER OVER THE BORDER OR DO I NEED TO STICK HER ON THE NEXT 18 WHEELER HEADED FOR OREGON? REMEMBER, SHE IS JUST A BABY, ONLY 5 1/2 MONTHS OLD.

No problem -- can handle. We'll stash her in an MRE box.

Col Underpants
MilShelties Commander

 

[Chris]

Whaaa???? Is it morning already? Dang truck stops are so noisy I could hardly sleep....

 

[Smudge]

Fllluffy here. First of alll, the keyys do not stikk when I write! I ain't no stupid puppy neither!


HE STAPPED ME TO THE HOOD OF THE FREAKING TRUCK!


He promiiised me we were going to go to McDonald's! It's so cold! We've made it past the border, but the stupiiip muttt can't read the directions on the map right. Wee ended up at Wedny's instead! The injustice! He wouldn't even lett me get the kids meal with the girl tooy! I had to get the booooy toy so he could have it!

 

[Chris]

Fllluffy here. First of alll, the keyys do not stikk when I write! I ain't no stupid puppy neither!


HE STAPPED ME TO THE HOOD OF THE FREAKING TRUCK!


He promiiised me we were going to go to McDonald's! It's so cold! We've made it past the border, but the stupiiip muttt can't read the directions on the map right. Wee ended up at Wedny's instead! The injustice! He wouldn't even lett me get the kids meal with the girl tooy! I had to get the booooy toy so he could have it!

Fluffy, tell Smudge that Col Underpants is not pleased. Unless you are back inside the truck ASAP, I'll kick his a** when we get to Canada.

Col Underpants
MilShelties Commander

 

[Lightplum]

Noah here.....mmmmmmmmm chex mix...save me the Cherios.....Stupid mom makes me catch them but I often miss...she laughs at me,not my fault its her stupid left hand throwing thing that makes me miss!!! Grrr.....
OK MMM I know the mass pike Ive been on that before we go right by the show place up there....
Mom wont show me a picture of bailey...I told her I wanted to see how cute she is...maybe she can be my girlfriend too...
fajksl;urworiuefjksdlfs MOllly......stop it...she said she wants to come to. After all shes from Carp ON she said she knows the area and can help us up there!! Maybe i'll take her....not sure though she can be mean to me sometimes!!

 

[take4roll10]

Noah here.....mmmmmmmmm chex mix...save me the Cherios.....Stupid mom makes me catch them but I often miss...she laughs at me,not my fault its her stupid left hand throwing thing that makes me miss!!! Grrr.....
OK MMM I know the mass pike Ive been on that before we go right by the show place up there....
Mom wont show me a picture of bailey...I told her I wanted to see how cute she is...maybe she can be my girlfriend too...
fajksl;urworiuefjksdlfs MOllly......stop it...she said she wants to come to. After all shes from Carp ON she said she knows the area and can help us up there!! Maybe i'll take her....not sure though she can be mean to me sometimes!!

Bailey here. Sorry Noah. I'm a one man kind of girl.

My love muffin McKinley just picked me up. We're on our way! McKinley is such a wonderful BF. He brought me blankets and food. He knows how to treat a lady right!

 

[Chris]

Bailey here. Sorry Noah. I'm a one man kind of girl.

My love muffin McKinley just picked me up. We're on our way! McKinley is such a wonderful BF. He brought me blankets and food. He knows how to treat a lady right!

Hear that, Smudge? Now get Fluffy OFF THAT TRUCK HOOD NOW!!!

Col Underpants
MilShelties of NS Commander