Chris
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Darren, Monty's antics brought a much needed belly laugh to my day!!! It's nice to wipe my eyes from tears of laughter!! 


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So the lesson is leave the leash on lock and walk over so he can be petted DTM. They will probably get a laugh (and stay dry) when you explain why you did not let him come over.
Everyone wants to pet Spitfire because of his cute factor but he demands they admire from a distance of no less than 5 feet or if overseas 2m.

Monty makes me thankful that they don't allow pets in restaurants and pubs in Canada. He is certainly a handful. Perhaps this link will be of interest to you, at least until the memory of the pub visit fades.
https://www.petland.ca/pages/caring-for-your-gerbil
Oooooh Monty! Not to worry, Darren...there will never be another Monty, I promise! He is one of a kind. Unless of course it's something in the air in your house LOL. Then you could have a Monty-clone gerbil!
Thanks for sharing this adventure. I've been missing the Monty stories and this was just the start to the day I needed! Repeat after me: Monty + Leash Forever!![]()

Thanks for the good laugh!
The story, on reflection, made me wonder just how long you had been in that pub before the "incident"You know what they say about repeating the same actions and expecting a different result, right? LOL
. We were pretty much alone then though and once other people arrived it all went wrong haha. I'm sure he tries to embarrass me on purpose when people are there 

I got a new sideline. Selling these to English Pubs.
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I got a new sideline. Selling these to English Pubs.
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I gotta say there are probably pubs with Monty’s picture already in place lol!I got a new sideline. Selling these to English Pubs.
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I can only imagine, lolI saw a video on Facebook of a guy walking a dog…no words of explanation but the guy was covered in mud head to toe …mud ALL over his face. Made me think of Monty and Darren!
Kind of thing I could see happening to them lol