Toffee's Mom
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I saw this posted in the Ottawa Citizen just now.
LOLZ
looks the same size as Mom's underwire contraptions... wow, nice work already, but no starting without us Boys!
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I saw this posted in the Ottawa Citizen just now.
Still MMM........
Did I hear fluffernutter sandwiches????
Those are my favorites.
(Boopka, would you share one with me?)

Catch us on 95 heading north. We'll be in the Hummvee with the body armor! Got three cases of MREs -- beef, pork and chicken!!!Ok Newton here, I'm using mom's GPS to coordinate....looks like the southern convoy will meet up in Roanoke Virginia along HWY 81. Earnie, you guys should get there first since we're going SOUTH first to pick up Chevy's buddies, so find a good spot with hotdogs and fire hydrants and wait for us, OK?
Emma took all of the little squeakers out of the glove compartment, rolled me onto my back, and told me that the Gems don't get a road trip without her permission. GEEZ these militant SUBU mommas. Angus heard "SUBU" and ran off with a green tinge around his mouth saying that car trips were pukesville city (whatever, he's big but he's soft). Sasha won't go because she says Chevy is part of the "wrong crowd" whatever that means. ANYWAY, we are between Franklin and Atlanta right now. Lassie Tootles's little sister Trixie keeps sliding on the bench seat towards me. Good grief! I'm hoping the NBC movie star Lassie Light will get her off my case or this is going to be a LONG trip.
Wait. This is going to be a long trip. Mom's GPS says it will take us 19 hours AFTER we leave Atlanta, and that's without potty breaks. YIKES. Chevy, do you know how to gas up this rig?
Whatever! You can jump in the back of the truck, too! If they start asking for passports we'll just toss them Fluffy as a sacrifice and keep going!
WE DON'T STOP FOR ANYBODY!![]()
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Ready to fight the preposterous purple potty people Beckon?