Smudge piles it on thick, and has everybody believing him.
One day I had him in the truck with me when we (we meaning Smudge and I, because there's not a lot of room) were coming back from shopping at the pet store. I was hungry, so I went through McDonald's and got some chicken nuggets and a large order of fries.
I'm going down the road, minding my own business when I hear a rustling noise. I look over, and Smudge has his long snout in my McDonald's bag! He was going to town on some french fries! I tried to move the bag (while driving!), but by then it was a lost cause.
He was secure! I always have him fixed so he can't jump about. I still have no idea how he got to that bag!